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Tagged: #Ordinary #Haha

the-vampyre:

Black and white horror blog.

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

Posted 10 hours ago With 82,830 notes

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

keogdh:

lilfagbitch:

vinebox:

How girls act when they get into a new relationship

THIS IS STILL ME

how many times have i reblogged this mess

Tagged: #Fuck

lawebloca:

Adorable Baby Raccoons ** video **

cup-of-magic:

twitch-the-tiny:

kingkeenanthegreat:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

YO Give some credit to the Vitamin Quartet! Not only have they covered various other songs from The Nightmare Before Christmas, they do all kinds of covers from Coldplay to Kansas (yes, Supernatural Fandom, they have a cover of Carry on My Wayward Son). So yeah, if you see this going around without a source, give some love to the Vitamin String Quartet :)

Posted 11 hours ago With 218,350 notes

worldpeaces:

when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you

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Posted 11 hours ago With 201,988 notes

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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Posted 11 hours ago With 88,908 notes

coacalin:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.

“A body can only go 4-5 days without sleep, but I’ve gone years without rest.”

i can’t hear anything over my racing thoughts // charlotte geier (via my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it)

Posted 12 hours ago With 29,254 notes

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

@Anonymous

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

Posted 13 hours ago With 132,861 notes

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

Posted 13 hours ago With 488,500 notes

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

nobody was joking. this is a legit problem.

Posted 13 hours ago With 459,054 notes